Where in the f*ck have you been?

"Why did you leave this blog's ass waving in the wind for...oh TWO plus years??"

Yes, a friend of mine actually wrote this to me today, when I told them I was relaunching my rant blog, after I figured out how to navigate past the minefield of bullshit that the NEW blogger had set up: what's with their moving everything over to gmail, which, I hate, let me tell you right now! I don't get it. Did you know Gmail has a new, nifty little privacy stealing device called 'buzz'? I want you to promise me you'll NOT use buzz, everyone! It posts stuff that you've talked about in chat, fer crissakes!

Oh gawd, loooooonnnnnggggg story about why I was locked out of this blog. It's late, I don't want to harp on it too much right now, but let's just say that I'm going to rant on what happened, and rant HARD!

I want to kiss my beloved Mac, my solid memory for remembering a litany of email addresses, usernames and passwords I've used in the past, and I worship each of you for your patience.

And please, tell your friends, tell your enemies, to rant HERE and rant OFTEN! I'm baaaaaackkkk!

Seriously, I want this blog to be YOURS, MINE, and EVERYONE'S little bit of therapy on the net. SO much crap has happened in the world over the last two years, and just like so many others are dealing with, I have walked barefoot through glass these last two years.

And so, RANT it out! EMAIL ME YOUR RANT. Like I said in my very 1st post: PLEASE DO NOT post your rant in the comments section. EMAIL it to me, FIRST. And, accompanying your rant, I want you to send me a picture of you screaming out loud! This picture sums up your rant, and it ads to the fun of how good it feels, to just get it all out!

RANT ON!